Hello, please don’t be frightened, I won’t hurt you! I only just met you, I haven’t made my mind up about you yet. Look, just don’t rush me, OK? Jeez, some people!
This is my blog which is a darkly surreal, hopefully comic look at my journeys on my top-of-the-line pedelec bicycle to and from work. If you don’t like this sort of thing just click on and look at the next 50 billion knitting and crocheting blogs and I hope you rot in the hell that awaits you, you bag of flaps!